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Her name is Austin Powers level more than three decades early. Xenia Onatopp from GoldenEye is a more recent example. It gets even better in the German translation, where Onatopp sounds like "ohne Top" without a top. In Casino Royale , this is briefly lampshaded. When opening an envelope containing his and the Bond Girl's assumed identities, he tells her her last name is "Broadchest.

Lampshaded in Quantum of Solace , where a girl refuses to give Bond her full name, instead identifying herself as 'Fields, just Fields'. Later we find out that her reluctance was because her first name was ' Strawberry '. This was also averted in the first film, where Austin's partner was Vanessa Kensington. Not only that, but the killer's full name is Ben Willis.

Klahn's guards were named "Hung Well" and "Long Wang". The third henchman is just named "Enormous Genitals". Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. This is also the name of the cameraman for most of the movie. Monty Python's Life of Brian. Brian's first name is not a pun, but it satirizes the trend among Jewish-American families to give their sons old-fashioned English first names such as Irving, Sherman, and George in order to "fit in".

Many of these names almost immediately became stereotyped as "Jewish names". In the stage adaptation she has two sisters named "Madly Scrumptious" and "Deeply Scrumptious" and a brother named "Seriously Scrumptious". Island of Lost Dreams: The Mix-and-Match Critters are literal spider-monkeys and cat-fish. There's also a flying pig: Frederick sent Igor to fetch a brain for his monster.

There was an accident, and Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in? And you won't be angry? I will NOT be angry. I'm almost sure that was the name. Phil Snake and Nut E. Squirrel are obvious puns on the animals' species and disposition. The kids more or less jokingly adopt the name, but refer to themselves as "the Resistance" or something similar to outsiders.

By the end of the war, their enemies begin seriously calling them Animorphs, and they begin calling themselves Animorphs seriously as well.

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Terry Pratchett 's characters, especially those in the Discworld books, often straddle the line between this and Meaningful Name. For instance, the book Pyramids partially takes place in the fictional country "Djelibeybi".

When he found out many Americans didn't get the joke, he invented another country in Klatch named Hersheba—which, unfortunately, Americans generally didn't get either , thanks to a case of No Pronunciation Guide and the punniest pronunciation being on the wrong end of Accent Depundent. British RP accent, emphasis on first syllable.

And then there's the capital city of Uberwald, Bad Schuschein. The name of the region itself is a Bilingual Bonus pun: Brutha, the main character in the religion-deconstructing Small Gods , has a very appropriate name for a zealous follower. He settles on just making him "Deacon Brutha".

Ankh Morpork's Sator Square. It can take years to get that one. Played with in Making Money. Topsy Lavish doesn't have a punny name now , but that's because she took her husband's name when she married. Her maiden name was Topsy Turvy. The name of the raven who acts as translator for the Death of Rats is Quoth, and he refuses to say nevermore. Quoth the Raven was apparently named by a wizard who didn't have a sense of humor, and like other such people, prided himself on the sense of humor he hadn't got.

The city of the gods on top of Cori Celesti is called "Dunmanifestin", another joke that doesn't quite have the same impact west of the pond. Dunrovin "done rovin'" is apparently a popular name for retirement communities, more so in the UK than in the US though there are a few. The Welsh word for valley is "cwm", which is roughly pronounced "koom".

In the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Relaunch , we have Gard. In fact, the pun has two meanings and a twist. Hiziki Gard first appears as a Trill security officer, and jokingly comments on the coincidental translation of his phonetic name. Later, we learn that Gard is a unique symbiont whose hosts all serve the same role in Trill society- that of keeping watch for "corrupted" joinings and dealing with the monster that results.

It is hinted that Gard's role is connected to Trill's history with Ancient Conspiracy the Kurlan parasites. Therefore, he is a "guard" of sorts for Trill society as well as using the cover of a literal security guard. In Brothers of the Snake , an Inquisitor investigating a Khornate cult nicknames their corn totem figures "Khorne dolls".

Unfortunately, the pun flies way over the head of straightforward Space Marines. Even his beta name "Mephistowlpheles" carries the owl pun. Except for those characters borrowed from other works of fiction or the real world, the name of every character is some kind of pun. The Literary detective Paige Turner. Jack Schitt and his half-brother, Brick Schitt-Hause.

Landen Parke-Laine and his parents, Houson and Billden. The Squire Of High Potternews. Shakespeare would sneak these in occasionally. He turns into a donkey. Think about a word that can mean both "bottom" and "donkey", and you'll have it. Gotta love a Punny Name the audience has to construct for themselves!

It helps that contemporary English pronunciation was closer to current day American pronunciation. Leading to the "rude mechanicals" in Terry Pratchett 's version having names like Carter the Weaver, Weaver the Thatcher Beware of Terry; there is always another joke. The street that deals in Dark magic, Knockturn Alley, plus a Grimmauld Place where an ancestral home of dark wizards is, and a Privet Drive, where wizards are not welcome.

Also Diagon Alley is probably taken from the word "diagonally". Several of the characters' names are puns, usually an obvious reference to their personality or other trait. His name refers to the index of his book. Fleur Delacour, the French champion in the Triwizard Tournament, combines this with Bilingual Bonus , having a name which is a pun in French. Fleur de la cour means "flower of the court", meaning "noblewoman".

And of course, Remus Lupin. Almost nobody caught on until it was outright said. Several fanfictions portray Sirius as enjoying the pun and other characters as unwittingly Tempting Fate by using the word "serious" in front of him. Some of them also give some sort of Hypocritical Humor by making Sirius hate it when others make the pun. Dumbledore means Bumblebee in Old English.

Dumbledore walks up and down the halls, humming to himself like a bee. Truthfully, it would be easier to name what character isn't this, especially the teachers. A bin is a trash can where you put rubbish. Most people see Binns' class as rubbish. Filius Flitwick , Flitwick as in "swish and flick" to levitate an object.

Three guesses what she teaches. Will Burrows and his father Dr. Burrows have a passion for archaeological digs. Peter David might be the king of punny names. Really, if you name the lead character in your fantasy novel series Sir Apropos of Nothing, you might want to check the novel for every single in-joke.

In one of his Star Trek: New Frontier novels, he reduces the engineering department mostly human to giggle fits over the new Bolian ensign named Pheytus guess how it's pronounced. And then, when he eventually requests a transfer, he's replaced by an Ensign Newbourne The villain of S. Stirling 's Emberverse series is an expert on the Norman feudal system, where one who was entitled to a coat of arms was known as an "armiger".

His name is, of course, Norman Arminger. The main characters of Bored of the Rings are attacked, ambushed, assaulted and assailed by a terrifying monster called a Thesaurus. The title character of the Finnegan Zwake series. If you don't get it, say it out loud. Puns are common in Games Workshop products.

One of the worst comes from the novel Scourge the Heretic by Sandy Mitchell — one of the main characters is named Danuld Drake. The names are never used together. He named an ice planet Simia Orichalcae — Canis Latinicus for "brass monkey". NisiOisiN , the Japanese light novel writer, loves this.

It's more of a Shallow Pun on "Lord Voldemort" than a meaningful name though, since he doesn't have electric powers. Apparently, it's dangerous to use personal pronouns when referring to him. Ivana Gota de'Bafroom although this is common in her country. The nerd Melvin, who gets wedgied a lot. Most of the teachers, including Mr. Rected misdirected , Miss Singerbrains missing her brains , and Miss Dayken mistaken.

Just for starters, one of the books has a city called "Mare Vellos". The Brazilian translation takes the puns even further: There's no overall theme, just names that can work as they first appear or as the phrases they sound like. Unfortunately they may have been too quiet, because when non-Zahn authors use Karrde and give him new ships, they tend to forget the puns.

Some fans explain this away by saying they must be ships inherited from other smuggling organizations that Karrde's group absorbed. Luke Skywalker and the Shadows of Mindor gives us the evil Lord Shadowspawn— or, as Luke realizes, "Lord Shadow's Pawn", meaning that there's someone else controlling him.

Also, Dori Duz, who does. Lampshaded in the book. Most of the characters in the book are either examples of this or Meaningful Name , for example, Lieutenant Scheissekopf "shithead" in German and Snowden, I'm cold A literal watch dog named 'Tock' is just one example.

In a 17th Century pun, Quixote means "a piece of armor covering the thigh". In Edith Wharton's The Age of Innocence, the character whom the protagonist, Newland Archer, marries is named May Welland, a marriage which we come to see "may well end" when Newland takes up with her cousin, Countess Olenska. Tales of the Sundered Lands: The Kingdom Keepers has Fairlies, which are fairly human.

His only Vietnamese character with a speaking role is gratuitously named Phuc My. Two different heroes in entirely separate stories are named Jim Balzac, apparently for no other reason than to give the maximum number of readers a chance to properly appreciate the immortal line, "I'm Jim Balzac.

Les Moore and Merry Glueham pronounced "gloom" both hate their names, so when they marry they exchange surnames. The victim is a surgeon named Cutter, the overbearing preacher is Manly Bellowes, and one of the pilots is known as "Happy" Lannings. Artemis is the author of several books within the work, but because he is only 14 years old, he often uses hilariously punny pseudonyms.

For example, Violet Tsirblou ' violets are blue ', romance novel author , Emmsey Squire ' mc square', as in e equals mc squared , submitted several articles to physics journals and the like , and C. Niall DeMencha ' senile dementia ', same as before, but psychology journals.

Taken Up to Eleven in the last book- suddenly, everyone has one of these. Jasper Fforde 's Shades of Grey has a character named Dorian. Professor Branestawm, in the books by Norman Hunter. Those who know a bit of Spanish might be amused. There are other, more complicated puns as well.

Victorian novelists often used punny names. Anthony Trollope was, perhaps, the master. My favorite is Doctor Fillgrave. But there are many others. And of course Katniss, a great archer, is named after the Arrowhead plant. This is actually a subversion, however, since it turns out to be the self-given stage name of Joe Bunker. The non-fiction book about The Peter Principle uses several Punny Names, often doubling as Meaningful Name , like these people who were promoted beyond their competence: Jerry Attrick, head of the firm, who's too old to learn a new business Cal Luss, who's Not Good with People Ann Jyna, who gets sick because of the stress brought by her new position Hy Sterik, who can't cope with people who criticize his work Mal Larky, who isn't the most ethical person in the world The Tenant of Wildfell Hall has the dreadfully boring Mr.

Boarham; lampshaded by Helen, who states in her narration that she spells it "Bore'em. The Berenstain Bears has the recurring professor Actual Factual character. Lucifer Box in the novels by Mark Gatiss. The pun is clearer if you know that "lucifers" are old-fashioned British slang for matches. Lucifer has a sister called Pandora and a son called Christmas.

Many of the other characters have similarly punny names, if anything even more groan-inducing. Needless to say this being Crichton , the attempt goes horribly wrong, and the man becomes terminal in the medical sense. Unfortunately for him, chamcha is the Urdu word for "spoon" hence Gibreel's nickname "Spoono" , and is also a slang terms for "yes-man", for which other Indian characters, feeling that he has sold out his heritage, tease him mercilessly.

The Rapunzel character in the Lunar Chronicles is nicknamed Cress — which is a kind of edible, leafy garden plant, like rampion. Which is also known as rapunzel and is what the fairy tale character is named after. His Chinese translators decide to have a jab at the round-eyed foreign devils by transcribing his surname into Chinese with the symbols for "gargantuan penis".

Loads of them in Candide , starting with Candide himself "candid", due to him starting out as a quite honest wide eyed idealist to his mentor Pangloss "all tongue" in Greek and lastly Pococurante "caring little" in Italian. You would think that Relativity , being a superhero series, would have a lot of these since that seems to be common in that genre , but so far the only character with a punny name is Kelly Green, and it doesn't even mean anything significant.

Topsy Turvy, the wife of Mary Poppins' cousin Arthur Turvy, a man cursed to do the opposite of what he wants from 3: Subverted for Mary Poppins' uncle Albert Wigg: Michael asks if he got that name from wearing a wig, but Mary Poppins answers, "He is called Mr. Wigg is his name. And he doesn't wear one. Tim Powers occasionally gives characters names that are puns on ecclesiastical Latin catchphrases, apparently just for the lulz.

Her brother Tom even affectionately call her 'Heavenly'. Anthony Horowitz has confirmed that since the Alex Rider series takes a lot of inspiration from Bond, several female characters have punny names though since this is a young adult series, obviously teen-friendly ones. Sabina Pleasure "it's been a pleasure" is the most notable; others include Fiona Friend "phone a friend" , Tamara Knight "tomorrow night" , and Diana Meacher "dying to meet you".

It's not just females: Victoria at one point features a crooked politician named Snidely Hokem. Hippo books are a series of picture books about illnesses and conditions of young children featuring an anthropomorphic hippo named Dr. The books are published by a company called Hippocratic Press and this is all a play on the Hippocratic Oath taken by doctors, "First, do no harm.

Blackmail, named after his black armor, and Sir Pryse. Who are the same person. Worldly Wiseman is renamed Guy Wise. Legality is a fraudulent self-styled psychologist named Liegel. Timorous is called Tim O'Rowse. Talkative is called L. Faithful is renamed T. The lands around the courthouse and jail Doubting Castle has recast as are called the Township of DeSpare. An attorney named "F.

His first name is Marshall. Sheriff Marshall Kopp, all words for a type of lawman. In The Mysterious Benedict Society and the Prisoner's Dilemma , Constance sends Reynie a telepathic message with a call number for a library book to help him and the others find her. Nina "Nine" Tanleven as in nine-ten-eleven , who has to explain it to at least one person in just about every book. The Swedish doll character called Allram Eest.

Alien Nation delighted in giving the Newcomers human names based on puns: The main character George Fransisco was originally named Sam Fransisco, but after hearing this his new partner started calling him George. Gwen Raiden has this as well as a Meaningful Name.

She controls lightning and Raiden is a Japanese god of Thunder and Lightning. She's also a thief, and her name is a pun on "Gone Raiding". Wesley lampshades it when she uses a page ripped out of one of his antique books to wrap up her bubble gum. Many characters on Angie Tribeca have goofy names just so the writers can shoehorn in a joke or a Shout-Out.

Examples include forensic scientist Dr. Go on, get happy. My god, the android A man named Christian Shephard. I hope you're not going to be one of those Russian agents whose name is just a cheap sexual pun, Miss Suckmeoff! My name is Smoketoomuch. Eh, my name is Smoketoomuch, Mr. Well, you'd better cut down a little then.

You'd better cut down a little then. Smoke too much, so I better cut down a little then! I expect you get people making jokes about your name all the time, eh? No, actually it never struck me before. And they released albums called Rubber Soul and Revolver. A housemate of the Doobie Brothers noted the guys' fondness for "doobies" — a slang term for marijuana cigarettes, which gave them the name.

Bloc Party was named from the term block party, a large public party where everyone in a neighbourhood gets together. Extra punny given that a bloc is "a group of persons, businesses, etc. The name isn't meant to conjure up the image of intentionally destroying newly made buildings, however, but rather that of "new buildings" falling over.

A Neubauten, for the non-German tropers, is specifically one of the cheaply-constructed "modern" buildings erected following in many German cities, which had an unfortunate reputation of being extremely unsound compared to the Altbauten old-buildings , which were mostly destroyed after WWII. Their name attracted unwanted attention within two months of the band's formation thanks to the roof of Berlin's former city hall one of the most famous Neubauten collapsing, killing one person and injuring many others.

Think of a hypothetical NYC based band which formed in July that called themselves "Planes Into Buildings", and you'll get a pretty decent idea of what the band had to deal with. The Zarsoff Brothers', whose first names included Rocky and Izzy, among others. Sting was named for the yellow and brown striped jumper he used to wear.

Dusty Hill of ZZ Top , who hails from a state that has quite a few The band's drummer Frank Beard, who happens to be the only member of the band without said facial hair. Not quite a beard especially compared to his bandmates , so it's not quite averted. One of the many Initial D eurobeat songs is entitled Express Love , which is a play on the word express. The singer laments that he was suckered into express quick love, but he wants his lover to express show love.

Alternative rock band Camper Van Beethoven is a punny portmanteau of the phrases "camper van" and " Ludwig van Beethoven. Autechre 's Untilted album, a play on "untitled". The title of Vocaloid song Rainbow Girl seems like Word Salad Title , but "rainbow" is niji in Japanese, which is also a shortening of nijigen — literally "2D", it is a slang term for Moe anime and other forms of media such as video games that are drawn in similar style, and girls who appear in them.

Two tribute bands have this approach: Perry Farrell picked his Stage Name as a pun on "peripheral". Savlonic 's Kandee Flaus. The "Dragapella" group the Kinsey Sicks. Their name is a play of words on "Kinsey 6", the end of the Kinsey scale defined as exclusively homosexual. The other story they tell about their name involved Fun with Acronyms. Many early synth albums had names which were puns on the name of the most popular synth brand at the time, the Moog, such as Jean-Jacques Perrey's Moog Indigo.

These however were usually examples of Cowboy BeBop at His Computer such as the Perrey example , since they assumed that "Moog" is pronounced according to English rules that is, like "mood" but with a "g" , when in fact anyone even moderately knowledgeable knew that it is actually the inventor's Dutch name, and thus pronounced according to Dutch rules; that is, like "rogue" with an M instead of an R.

Sakanaction 's name is a pun on "sakana" the Japanese word for "fish" and "action". One of their albums, DocumentaLy , is a pun on "documentary" and "mental", doubling as tongue-in-cheek Engrish. Huff and references TheBible 's account of David and Goliath. Apparently, the "real name" of Virtual Celebrity Amber G.

When the group announced their lightsticks, they were, quite unsurprisingly, radishes. Carolina Crown's show was titled "Rach Star". It was a mashup of classic rock tunes and the music of Sergei Rachmaninoff. Nerdcore rapper YTCracker chose an interesting double-meaning stage name. A "cracker" is someone who exploits the weaknesses in a computer or a network, perfect for the artist's nerdy and subversive image.

But "cracker" is also a derogatory term for a white person used by black people: There's an Indian female rapper called Hard Kaur. Snoopy in Peanuts fills his stories with punny character names such as Kitten Kaboodle. His names are considerably more clever than his stories.

During a run of strips before Christmas one year, Sally was playing a shepherd in a Nativity play. She told Charlie Brown, "I give my line, 'Hark! The title character's name. Guess where the action is taking place. Olive, her brother Castor, parents Cole and Nana Rick O'Shay centered around the title character, a deputy sheriff in the Old West.

Happens sometimes in Striker. Warbury Warriors was once owned by Mustapha Futti Kalub. Must have a footy club! E" mystery , while one of the game modes is named "Face Two-Face" face-to-face. Wet Willie as in, the schoolyard prank from White Water. As with the source material, The Flintstones plays this to the hilt.

This dates back at least to shortly after Bloody Sunday, when they printed a number of obviously-made-up letters about the atrocity, nearly identically worded and all including the phrase "But we all know who is to blame —". One blamed "IRA gunmen"; the "author" was a Mrs.

For a while in The New '10s , genuine letters signed with punny names became a regular slot on the letters page called "Pseuodonyms", until it got out of hand and the editors put a stop to it. There are still occasional letters printed with punny signatures, usually discussing whether or not they should bring back "Pseudonyms".

In his youth, astronomer Patrick Moore and his friends delighted in winding-up the editors of crackpot magazines by submitting spoof articles under pseudonyms such as "N. Ormuss" and "Professor Meisenratz". It is fairly common for Pro Wrestlers to use punny ring names.

It should be noted that the punny names listed below tended to be from the early and mids, which is regarded as a Dork Age by many wrestling fans. Rection, claiming that WCW management had given him the name 'Morrus' to make him look stupid. Adam Bomb Punny names in the post- Attitude Era are toned tone a bit. Kane , which is a homophone for Cain , who was also a vindictive brother in The Bible.

Lita , short for "Lolita". Bit of a sell-by date on that one. Even wrestling moves can have punny names. One such example is the Fisherman's Suplex, so named because it involves 'hooking' your opponent's leg. Wrestler's finishing moves sometimes have puns based on their ring name, such as "Air Bourne " or " Paige Turner".

Progress Wrestling has a wrestling priest called Pastor William Eaver. His name can be shortened to Bill Eaver. Their names were all puns on the word up - jacked up, bowed up, and so on. The "Paging Richard Smoker" segment is an "adult" example of punny names with the prank call motif.

Staple of radio show Car Talk , which has a fictional production staff consisting almost entirely of bad puns such as their Russian meter feeder Nikolai Putin Nickle I Put in or resident single mother Erasmus B. Dragon Her ass must be draggin'. Tom and Ray Magliozzi, the creators and hosts of Car Talk , so love this punny name that they named their production company "Dewey, Cheetham and Howe" the window of the DC and H corporate offices, at the corner of Brattle and JFK Streets, are a source of constant amusement to residents of Cambridge, Massachusetts.

The most complete list of the Car Talk staff can be found at the show's Web site. Back when W00t Radio still did live shows, even the autoplay list had its own DJ. A Prairie Home Companion: When Garrison Keillor is the only writer, Sarah Bellum will be the only credited writer, referring to Gary's brain.

It's an example of rhyming slang where the rhyming syllable was later removed. Here Hampton Wick — meaning prick — is being shortened to Hampton then disguised as Jampton, then amplied by Hugh ge! BBC Radio 1's Chris Moyles will sometimes ask his listeners to text other radio shows using this sort of name, then send in the results.

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