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Apparently that kid with that hair just showed up one day during casting, doing some kung fu shit and Roth did what any man would have done: Hell, if the kid had shown up to the set of Schindler's List , we like to think Spielberg would have done the same. The government's Asinine Animal Experiment Division apparently had a breach in security. As Arnold flexes and perhaps shits himself, the woman with him bursts into uncontrollable laughter. You may want to question why they didn't meld into a blob of Versace and flesh upon impact, or just how many ribs wouldn't have gotten crushed when they both fell off that cliff.

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Journalist Blue writes a sex-focused column for SFGate, blogs at tinynibbles. She's also written and edited more than 15 books, ranging from Best Women's Erotica to the Ultimate Guide to Fellatio. Violet Blue the porn actress pictured with both blond and black hair left began making porn films in , and won the emerging starlet awards from adult film industry trade mag AVN in , according to the bio on her site.

The porn actress registered violetblue. An email request for comment sent to the Whois contact information for violetblue. I picked the name Violet because I liked it. I picked the last name Blue after my agent told me I needed a last name. That was in I googled Violet Blue to make sure no one was using it and the only thing that came up was websites about flowers. I invited her via email to come on my show, but she never responded.

Blue the journalist says Johnson's movies and her appearance at San Francisco's Annual Exotic Erotic Ball under the name Violet Blue have damaged her reputation and caused journalists and others to confuse her for the porn actress. Even the porn industry got confused, Blue the journalist contends.

In October , she got an email from "Dave Pounder," a person who has perfomed in films with Johnson, through SFGate's feedback mechanism, congratulating her on her column. The email begins "What's up, girl! I see you are writing for SFGatge.

Johnson has repeatedly told Blue she would quit using the name, but has not stopped, according to the suit. As Arnold flexes and perhaps shits himself, the woman with him bursts into uncontrollable laughter. Your intense muscle mass amuses me for no discernible reason!

Arnold responds by giving her the fiercest case of Adult Onset Shaken Baby Syndrome ever, as the camera gives a nice close shot of his scrunched closed eyes and pained expression as he tries to shut out the terrible words of the heartless crone. Finally he storms out while muttering to himself, possibly in search of more women to savage.

Clearly after this episode aired, no woman felt safe making fun of foreigners with D-cup pecs for many months. The brainchild of Eli Roth, whose movies get the word "torture porn" tossed at them these days, Cabin Fever was a little horror flick involving college kids and horrible skin conditions, set in the kind of deep South location most of us have nightmares about getting stranded in.

It achieved some mild fame and notoriety, but didn't blow many minds. For the most part, anyway. One scene, however, stands out, a flower of awesome in a vacant lot of mediocrity:. This scene is akin to a religious experience: It can't really be explained in any satisfying or logical way. But it happened, and cannot be denied. Then bites a dude. Even the director Roth admits it was made on the fly.

Apparently that kid with that hair just showed up one day during casting, doing some kung fu shit and Roth did what any man would have done: Hell, if the kid had shown up to the set of Schindler's List , we like to think Spielberg would have done the same.

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One of several million films that tried to cash in on the martial arts craze that Bruce Lee started in the '70s, Enter the Ninja already had several things working against it.

First of all, the lead actor had no knowledge of martial arts whatsoever. And while, say, a thespian with no medical knowledge can play a doctor, one with no martial arts training trying to play a ninja is like a porn star with no anus playing the Mayor of Buggersville in the sequel to Back into Buggersville , a film that may or may not really exist.

What we're trying to say is it's a bad idea. But from the soil of that bad idea grows scenes of pure unintentional awesomeness:. Demonstrating the exact level of awesomeness that permeates Enter the Ninja , the white pajama-wearing ninja a camouflage that indicates he was expecting a snowstorm in the brutally hot factory where he was fighting takes out this thug with one single throwing star to the chest.

The assault not only kills the man, but appears to make him lose faith in even trying to survive. After a moment's shock at the realization he's been stabbed in the heart with a ninja star, he just stares wistfully, shrugs and then kicks it. We like to think the star was coated with some kind of special poison that just instantly makes a man not give a shit about anything.

There was a magical time around when you could take a Hannibal Lecter movie seriously; The Silence of the Lambs won 5 Academy Awards, after all. Then, things went downhill, fast. We're not completely sure who to blame for what is arguably the most ridiculous scene ever to feature three award-winning actors, be it author Thomas Harris for writing it, or Ridley Scott for filming it.

All we know is that it happened:. The tone seems to suggest this is frightening and gruesome and horrible. It turns out there's a fine line between looking cool and looking utterly ridiculous, and in Mission: Impossible 2 , Tom Cruise jumped over that line on a motorcycle. This movie came out right around the time when Hollywood passed a law saying every single action scene in every single movie had to look like The Matrix.

This included several movies that didn't bother with the whole "computer simulation" plot point that explained why in that movie humans were able to jump for huge distances without breaking their ankles when they landed. Indeed, those were two grown men simply leaping from moving motorcycles into one another in mid air.

You may want to question why they didn't meld into a blob of Versace and flesh upon impact, or just how many ribs wouldn't have gotten crushed when they both fell off that cliff. We're afraid that in doing so, you would only find that some questions just don't have non-stupid answers. James Cameron, before he directed Aliens or Terminator , taught the world a lesson in fear back in with the intensely awesome Piranha 2.

How intensely awesome was it? The piranhas could fly. Working on the premise that a stupid movie needs an exponentially more stupid sequel, also know as the Deuce Bigalow Principle, the original horror movie about piranhas had to be followed by a movie about mutant piranhas with some kind of special ability, specifically the ability to soar through the air without the benefit of tiny motorcycles.

The government's Asinine Animal Experiment Division apparently had a breach in security. Something like this was bound to happen:. By far the saddest part of that clip is the very last shot of the bored-looking crowd behind the glass. It's like they waited there all day to see the new bitey-fish things, and at the sight of them devouring a screaming man were like, "Well Hey, does anybody know if Lost is a rerun tonight?

The original Star Trek TV show didn't have all the geek hype to live up to that modern franchise has. While we can assume JJ Abrams' new movie is going to have nothing but kick-ass fights between Syler and Klingons and probably some scenes of a young Captain Kirk engaging in intergalactic threesomes with blue-skinned women, the TV show had to make due with Shatner grappling with extras in rubber suits.

Unfortunately, rubber suit technology didn't actually allow the actor he was fighting to move in any way, so you had awkward, laughably slow fight scenes that actually inspired pity:.

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Create Account. Blue the journalist says Johnson's movies and her appearance at San Francisco's Annual Exotic Erotic Ball under the name Violet Blue have damaged her reputation and caused journalists and others to confuse her for the porn actress. It's like they waited there all day to see the new bitey-fish things, and at the sight of them devouring a screaming man were like, "Well This movie came out right around the time when Hollywood passed a law saying every single action scene in every single movie had to look like The Matrix. It's like they waited there all day to see the new bitey-fish things, and at the sight of them devouring a screaming man were like, "Well I see you are writing for SFGatge. In October , she got an email from "Dave Pounder," a person who has perfomed in films with Johnson, through SFGate's feedback mechanism, congratulating her on her column. See the full definition for viol in the English Language Learners Dictionary.

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